Girlfriend: Dear, it's my birthday tomorrow. Pappu: Happy birthday in advance! Girlfriend: What gift shall you give to me? Pappu: What do you want? Girlfriend: A 'Ring'. Pappu: I shall give you a 'Ring' but please don't pick it up as my balance is very less!
Pappu: I really can't believe the teenagers nowadays. Bunty: What happened? Pappu: I was in a temple, when a guy next to me lit a cigarette from the Aarti plate. I was so shocked, I almost dropped my Vodka bottle!
Pappu: My girlfriend admitted to me that she's been cheating. Bunty: That's really sick. Pappu: Not really. I told her that as long as her teacher didn't notice it, she's fine!
Maths Teacher to Pappu, "If both of your parents were born in 1969, how old would they say they are now?" Pappu: That depends. Teacher: Depends on what? Pappu: Whether you're asking my father or my mother!
Pappu: You should see my girl. She's beautiful as a mirage. Bunty: That's the wrong simile. A mirage is something you can see but can't get your hands on. Pappu: That's my girl!
Pappu was stuck with his maths homework. "Grandpa', he pleaded, "could you help me with this?" "I could", replied his grandfather, "but it wouldn't be right, would it?" "I don't suppose it would, Grandpa", said Pappu, "but have a shot at it anyway".